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All of My Pictures Are Too Big
but that's ok: Someday, Something's Going to Happen
Created on 2004-02-12 08:12:31 (#2190819), last updated 2009-07-01
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Basic Info| Name: | Ernestine Walker |
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| Location: | C'blow, Ohio, United States |
BioWhen I grow up, I would like to be a reclusive eccentric. You have to have money to be a reclusive eccentric, so I guess I'll have to write a best-seller. Unfortunately, I haven't got a best-seller. To pass the whiles, I'll just sit here amongst piles of paper, waiting for just the right sentence to start.
Most of the time, I'm on some other plane, but you can meet me at the connection. If we've got time, we can scope out the cheapest soda in the airport terminal... or vodka. Y'know. Whatever you're into... .
Biographically speaking, I'm one of those young professional types who's trying to hack out a living and hoping to do what she really wants to do some day. In fact, I'm hoping to find out what I really want to do some day. I live with two cats and a record player and a penchant for exploring tangents.
I've done, and shall continue to do, a lot of weird shit. I like to be interested. I like to learn. And then I talk about it.
I spend a lot of time drawing and writing things that very few people understand. So far, I haven't convinced myself that those are worthless pursuits. I also think like a pro. I'm constantly chewing something through in my head. I can't convince it to stop, either.
Anyway, I work for Large Corporation and the word "benefits." That's all I really mention; I don't talk about it a lot. Though I might've allegedly sold my soul in that regard, I think there's still quite a bit of it left.
Most of the time I put a unique quote here. Oh, there it is:
"You can't go walking barefoot through the ghetto! Look at this! You've got a Magnum condom for a sock, and a needle sticking out of your toe! You can't do that!"
Dave the Hand Model
I lock and unlock things arbitrarily, both in life and in this journal. If you feel like adding me, add me. I will warn you that it gets silly sometimes around here, though. Oh, and crass. Keep an open mind, as they say. I mean, this bio is really... incomplete. In any case, if you talk to me, I will talk to you and so forth.
My one and only testimonial, in which I am... well, just read it:
courtesy of gwai_lol
Most of the time, I'm on some other plane, but you can meet me at the connection. If we've got time, we can scope out the cheapest soda in the airport terminal... or vodka. Y'know. Whatever you're into... .
Biographically speaking, I'm one of those young professional types who's trying to hack out a living and hoping to do what she really wants to do some day. In fact, I'm hoping to find out what I really want to do some day. I live with two cats and a record player and a penchant for exploring tangents.
I've done, and shall continue to do, a lot of weird shit. I like to be interested. I like to learn. And then I talk about it.
I spend a lot of time drawing and writing things that very few people understand. So far, I haven't convinced myself that those are worthless pursuits. I also think like a pro. I'm constantly chewing something through in my head. I can't convince it to stop, either.
Anyway, I work for Large Corporation and the word "benefits." That's all I really mention; I don't talk about it a lot. Though I might've allegedly sold my soul in that regard, I think there's still quite a bit of it left.
Most of the time I put a unique quote here. Oh, there it is:
"You can't go walking barefoot through the ghetto! Look at this! You've got a Magnum condom for a sock, and a needle sticking out of your toe! You can't do that!"
Dave the Hand Model
I lock and unlock things arbitrarily, both in life and in this journal. If you feel like adding me, add me. I will warn you that it gets silly sometimes around here, though. Oh, and crass. Keep an open mind, as they say. I mean, this bio is really... incomplete. In any case, if you talk to me, I will talk to you and so forth.
My one and only testimonial, in which I am... well, just read it:
courtesy of gwai_lol
ConnectInterests (46):
aspiration, assexuality, bad poetry, barefoot hijinx, boys girls and everyone, capital numbers, champagne...correction: "sparkling wine", cheese-thieving, creativity, critiquing pop fiction, daisy scouts & dramalesspersonnae(2008), diet soda, don tickles-notary public, doo-dads, dunhills, girlguides and the unimpaired(2007), grammar, gravy jones' meatlocker, harvey truant, hippolyte peach, mocking pretentious performance artists, mr. pinkus, panic, peacocks, piddlefarting, poetry, pure soul, questions that don't ask, reading, saltine crackers, somehow, something, sometimes you, speaking my own language, the sake of argument, thing-ums, things that don't mean, things that mean, thinking out loud, using complete sentences, utilizing my macgyver instincts, visual and sonic stimulation, watching the dog walk, waterfall polishing, webeloes and the wired(2006), whatnots
Schools:
Denison University - Granville, OH (1998 - 2002)
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